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sceptre:

why do drugs when you can do me 

(Source: SCEPTRE, via parkingstrange)

sazanaarah:

characters that go from villain to awkward friend are so important

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souljannoying:

one time i got a fish and my dad made me name it james pond

(Source: pemsylvania, via parkingstrange)

slovvbro:

staayyggolden:

slovvbro:

What if the 4th of July was on Friday the 13th D:

Whose the fucking idiot who said this? How can u have two dates together?

have u ever fuckin heard of a double date

(via zackisontumblr)

babyferaligator:

sighprincess:

What are some cool sex positions

standing at the ATM handin me all ur money

(Source: catholicschoolqueen, via danfreakindavis)